You have 8 articles of clothing hung on hangers, then hung on the bedroom doorknob. Of the 8, 6 are his workclothes, 2 are her shirts. You (being the he) put your workshirts in the closet. Where do you put her two shirts?
~pause time while you think~
Did you answer "In the closet, too"?
Or..maybe, "I didn't know where they went so I hooked them on the top part of the dresser"?
If you answered the second one, you're a waste of oxygen and should immediately be eliminated for the good of the world, and before you reproduce. Oh wait. Too late. He's already reproduced. Let's hope that IDIOTIC gene is recessive in the children.
Am I making this up? Absolutely not.
This is one of the three things that have occurred just in the last thirty minutes.
I cannot WAIT for freakin' Reno.