Thursday, March 31, 2005

Black Sausage, anyone?

Every wonder what sausage would look like encased in shiny black silk? Wonder no more, my friend. I've seen it, and it ain't pretty. Trust me on this one.

Anyone need a size 8/10 formal? Cuz the tag on this one LIES!

3 comments:

Brenda said...

Hmm. Hi, Mr. Shadows man. (Lord, I hope it's male, at least! ~panic face~) Considering this is my "work" blog regarding my path to publishing, AND considering my publishing is not for PENTHOUSE or the such, I doubt you'll see more of me. Your request, however, made my day. (When you're 35, you grab these kind of compliments when you can!) And your timing is perfect as I just attempted a dress that's BEYOND too small.

Keep coming back. I'm sure I'll have random pictures up and about. My friends tell me my pic isn't professional enough, so I may take new ones here this weekend to update it.

You're sweet. Thanks! (No, I don't do phone sex either!) ~teasing~

dawnmarie said...

You do look hot in that picture Brenda, but I'm ok not dating you...

Brenda said...

Oh Lord...move on! Move on! New topic, STAT!