Wednesday, May 04, 2005

I was Tagged!!!

Karyn, the sneak, tagged me. That means I need to take the list, pick three from the list, answer it then find three new blogs to tag. So here we go:

If I could be a scientist (No, not a good pick, I'd blow things up)
If I could be a farmer (I'd worry about the pigs having 30 min orgasms)
If I could be a musician (Too moody)
If I could be a painter (Too colorful)
If I could be a doctor (Proctology would be the only...opening...with my luck) If I could be a gardener (I'm not THAT dirty, thankyouverymuch)
If I could be a missionary (I don't think they mean the position)
If I could be a chef (I'm chunky enough. No thanks)
If I could be an architect (Too much exactness to feed my creativity)
If I could be a linguist (I'd only talk in pig latin)
If I could be a psychologist (I'd put Freud to shame, the maternal fetish FREAK)
If I could be a librarian (I'd wear leather too much to change their image)
If I could be a lawyer (I think I'll choose this one - look below)
If I could be an inn-keeper (I'd get ill from worrying about what's on the sheets)
If I could be a professor (Too many bowties, no thanks.)
If I could be a writer (HELLO?!)
If I could be a llama-rider (Why the HELL would I WANT to?!)
If I could be a bonnie pirate (I'm choosing this one, too, see below)
If I could be an athlete (Too broken for that)
If I could be a back-up dancer (Back-up, my ass. I want to be front & center!)
If I could be a midget stripper (Uhhhhh...)
If I could be a proctologist (ROFL! I knew it! See above!)
If I could be a TV talk show host (I'd put Oprah AND Jerry to shame.)
If I could be an actor (Does faking orgasms count?)
If I could be a Jedi (I'd be in prison. Too much power on too little patience)
If I could be a mob boss (Oh, yes, I have a hit list already. Might be good.)
If I could be a back-up singer (See above for my issues on "back up")
If I could be a CEO (This is like architect. My brain won't wrap around it.)
If I could be a movie reviewer (I'm choosing this one. See below.)
If I could be an astronaut (I'm a chick. We tend to blow up.).
If I could be a world famous blogger (Duh! I am already! AHAHAHAHA!)
If I could be a justice on any court in the world (Too much power, and I'm evil)
If I could be any current famous political figure (or married to one)I'd whack Bill's dick off and make him suck it himself. Or at least pretend to grow a spine and not let a man walk over me like his ~cough~ wife did.

Okay, now that I've gone through the list, here are my three:
1) If I could be a lawyer (attorney is such a better word), I'd be in contempt all the time for saying "I SO WAY object!" and from arguing with the judge to a nasty degree. (Seriously, this is why I didn't become one.)

2) If I could be a pirate, I'd latch my ship to The Black Pearl and use Capt. Jack Sparrow on a regular basis. He thinks he may walk funny NOW....

3)If I could be a movie reviewer, I'd be a real one and give a real review. As it is, if I read where a critic hated it, I usually love it. What's up with that anyway?

Okay, now I pick three. Hmm...be right back to update with those three. I decided to go with people you don't know at all, that have never posted here. Everyone else that's posted on the blog already has easy access from here, so I thought I'd toss you some of my friends who I haven't put on my blog links yet:
  • Becky
  • -My fashionista friend.
  • Dyniece
  • -My friend that got the implant
  • Patti
  • -My friend that devies description.

    1 comment:

    Dragonfly47 said...

    You've stopped taking your meds? we might have a story or two in common, my friend!