Okay, I think we all know the rules of reading fortune cookies, right? You take the saying and at the end, you add "in bed".
Here are our fortunes from when we had Chinese:
The wise thing to do is to prepare for the unexpected
(in bed. "You wanna put WHAT WHERE?!")
There is always time for you to try a new path (in bed. Path? Suddenly it feels like hiking, which is exercise, which isn't as fun when viewed like that).
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned and avoid fatigue (in bed, cuz yeah, that'd be bad!)
Be yourself and you will always be in fashion (in bed. Because I was really worried about fashion faux pas while bumping uglies).
There will always be delightful mysteries in your life (in bed. Well ROCK ON!)
And my personal favorite: Soon, a visitor shall delight you.
Bet you added "in bed" to the end of that one automatically, huh?